"Murphy was an optimist!"
Freekah Da Americans Out November 16, 2013 4:38 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorFreekah Da Americans out. Put Ziyad Brand in your grocery.
Cat problem? September 3, 2013 5:27 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, PhilosophyDo you have a problem with cats accumulating on your hardwood floors? If so, get the new Cat Swiffer!
Breaking Bad’s Newest Druglord August 19, 2013 12:44 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, TV / MoviesToday’s Best Definition August 2, 2013 9:38 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophyadd a comment[A]goraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.
Please wash your feet May 7, 2013 6:33 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, PhilosophyFor the kitties!
Doug’s Dictionary May 1, 2013 3:36 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Humor, Of Being Dad, Philosophy, Touchy SubjectsMarriage – the longest funeral procession you’ll ever live through.
add a commentSniglets April 29, 2013 8:17 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, PhilosophyRemember that fad in the 80s inspired by Rich Hall on Not Necessarily the News when everyone was making up words like detrunkus and giving them made up definitions like the act of losing ones shorts when diving into a pool. And we all bought several books of these Sniglets. I thought of one today:
lottoptimism – spending money on the belief that your next lottery ticket will be the winner.
Of course, lottoptimism leads us to:
add a commentlottonomics – the result of living with lottoptimism which often results in the loss of property and becoming friends with guys with names like Vinni who say things like "hey boss" a lot.
Dove Campaign for Real Beauty Continues with New Ads April 19, 2013 1:11 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HumorI’ve been moved by the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty since its inception. The evolution film was powerful. Now Dove is at it again using forensic artists to draw people as they see themselves and then again as others see them.
add a commentLunch and forgiveness April 18, 2013 12:12 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Food, Health, Humor, Philosophy
Dear Lard which art in my belly, Harden be my arteries.
Thy heart attack come,
Thy fat be in views, as it is in muscle.
Give me this day my daily quarter pounder.
And forgive me this meal, as we forgive others.
The Golden Arches of temptation,
Deliver us early: into thine grave,
and the salt, oh the salt, high blood pressure.
Ack!
add a comment"So, how’d you end up in Hell?"
"Clogged arteries."
NOOOOOoooooooo! December 9, 2012 12:46 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HTML, Humor, Of Interest, Programming, Technology
Shelf Elf is watching you poop December 2, 2012 10:43 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Christmas, Daily Life, Holiday, Humor, PhilosophyForget about Jeff Goldblum! (See also)
Oh! That explains Mtv. November 11, 2012 8:21 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Music, Of Interest, TV / MoviesThe Conception September 29, 2012 3:50 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Religion / Spirituality, Sex, Touchy Subjects
WARNING! Inappropriate joke here within. September 13, 2012 10:30 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United StatesOn the political scene, Sarah Palin posted on Facebook:
If [President Obama] doesn’t have a ‘big stick’ to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
She does know he’s a black man doesn’t she?
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