jump to navigation

NOTE: The spam filter is being unusually aggressive. If you comment does not immediately appear, it has simply been placed in moderation and I will approve it as quickly as possible. Thank you for your patience.

"Murphy was an optimist!"

Have you killed anyone today? February 20, 2008 8:43 am

Posted by utterz in : Daily Life, Humor, Philosophy, Podcasting, Transportation, Travel
, add a comment

Sorry man!
Mobile post sent by djuggler using Utterz Replies.  mp3
add a comment

Of Grasshoppers February 16, 2008 8:24 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, 1 comment so far

Student: Today shall require miracles!
Master: Take what you get.

1 comment so far

Quote of the Day February 14, 2008 9:00 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Quote
, add a comment

Via IWon.

Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it, a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.
– Henry Fielding

add a comment

Of Grasshoppers February 13, 2008 9:51 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: I want to do
Master: You must do

add a comment

Right brain left brain February 11, 2008 10:47 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cool Sites, Games/Puzzles, Health, Mental, Of Interest, Philosophy
, 2comments

I can make her spin either direction at will. So they call her a dancer? Must be a mighty cold dance room!

2comments

What do you see around you? February 9, 2008 11:02 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Philosophy
, add a comment

Today I saw a slave cemetery. I learned that prior to a particular date graves were laid down in any direction then at a later date headstones and footstones of granite were placed at particular compass points (east and west respectively I think). I saw this when I pulled into a parking space and noticed an iron fence within the trees hidden away by shrubberies. Curiosity caught me and I wandered into the woods to discover a Greenways trail I did not know about and a sign describing the cemetery.

We walk through our lives often without seeing. In college, I read a poem that cannot remember but basically said we walk on the same path daily and never see our surroundings. To and from work or class we walk the same path with our minds constantly on other things. All the while, the dogwood tree goes unnoticed. We see it all the time and mentally block it, forget about it for it is constant, predictable and comfortable. If we force ourselves to walk a different path, then we start to notice the details and beauty around us. I try to keep this in mind as I go about my day and I see things!

add a comment

Of Grasshoppers February 7, 2008 10:17 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: Am I a victim of my circumstances?
Master: You are a victim of your choices.

add a comment

Of Grasshoppers February 5, 2008 9:05 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: How can I bring peace and harmony to the world when I cannot bring it upon my own house?
Master: House? What of self?

add a comment

The Front Fell Off February 5, 2008 9:05 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Publishing, Video
, add a comment

add a comment

How to do the impossible January 28, 2008 12:01 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy
, add a comment

Got something you cannot seem to do?

  1. Stop telling yourself it is impossible!
  2. Put the distractions away. Turn off IRC. Turn off Twitter. Play one final game of Battle Front. Make one final blog post about doing the impossible.
  3. Quit hyperfixating on the stumbling blocks. There are always multiple solutions to a problem. Chose a solution rather than a stumbling block! Even if the solution is not elegant.
  4. Get Nike on yourself. Quit thinking about it and just do it!
add a comment

Looking to return to the womb? January 24, 2008 11:10 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Sex, Touchy Subjects
, 2comments

Then a $600 Vagina Couch may be your next purchase! The listing does note some "stains."

2comments

Of Grasshoppers January 23, 2008 9:07 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: When did I die?
Master: Do tears drop from a lifeless man’s nose?

add a comment

Of Grasshoppers January 13, 2008 10:09 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: I have failed them.
Master: Will you continue to do so?

add a comment

Police emerge with “Battering Ram” during live report January 7, 2008 2:07 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Sex, Touchy Subjects
, add a comment

Oh! Such good timing! Can’t you just see the cops inside egging their buddy on? "Go out now! They’re on the air!" Keep your eye on the door.

add a comment

Of Grasshoppers December 15, 2007 11:32 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
, add a comment

Student: Today I struggle to not feel overwhelmed.
Master: Struggle is often a source of anxiety.

add a comment