Apparently WordPress does not appreciate me posting one million digits of pi so here’s 314 digits of pi:
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282
3066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385
2110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823
3786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607
26024914127372458700660
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Sometimes I feel I’ve lived too long.
Master: Give it a few more years.
Better than coffee
Nothing wakes you up in the morning quite like stepping blindly into a pile of cat puke.
Of Being Dad
I’m getting to spend time with my daughter working on her homework. This is extremely rewarding! My work has recently taken me away from my family and I miss the quality time with my children and wife.
Karma bank overdraft
Entirely too much bad karma today.
This kid is going to do alright!
Actually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I must become a stronger man.
Master: You must exercise.
Don’t ever be afraid to address your city council
Have you ever stood before your city council? Have you ever expressed your ire with a law? Voiced your discontent with a resolution?
This is your First Amendment right demonstrated. Watch. Cringe. And follow James Inman‘s example.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
This is why they hurt you
"Women Happier in Relationships When Men Feel Their Pain"
ScienceDaily (Mar. 5, 2012) — Men like to know when their wife or girlfriend is happy while women really want the man in their life to know when they are upset, according to a new study published by the American Psychological Association.
The study involved a diverse sample of couples and found that men’s and women’s perceptions of their significant other’s empathy, and their abilities to tell when the other is happy or upset, are linked to relationship satisfaction in distinctive ways, according to the article published online in the Journal of Family Psychology.
[Source, Science Daily, Women Happier in Relationships When Men Feel Their Pain]
Split down the middle
I can’t tell if I’m miserable or having a blast.
Everyone Poops
Watch this without laughing to tears. I dare you!
What is parenthood?
Parenthood is spending $150 before your first cup of coffee.
Well, have you ever flashed someone?
Case
Dismissed.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Am I the man I want to be?
Master: You are the man that you are.
