However I came to be here is irrelevant; I am here now.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Deep Thoughts
The demons we chose to ignore cause the greatest grief.
Doug’s Mantras
Today I am calm.
From the mouths of babes
Student: Am I forever changed?
Master: With great consistency.
It’s my reality
Everyday I come a little bit more to terms with the fact that I’m alone and the rest of you are simply constructs of my imagination. I’m sure this creates some very large problems for each of you on a quantum level but I cannot be held accountable for that since you don’t exist. That is all.
Tweetlejuice, Tweetlejuice, Tweetlejuice!
Kill A Programmer!
Does your programmer frustrate you? Do the words "two weeks" rolling off his/her tongue make you want to strangle that programmer? Well, now, just like every time to you clap your hands a fairy dies..is that right?..clapping? and fairies? There’s something about hands and kittens dying too. Neither here nor there because now you can kill a programmer! To date, 46479 have been eradicated. Yes, with just the click of the mouse, you can fry one of those frustrating nerds! Or you can just ask them a question.
Hey Alan,Alan,Alan,Alan,Alan,Alan…
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m doing a lot wrong.
Master: Better than doing nothing, right.
There’s Always an A-Hole on the Internet
Remember, if you can’t say anything nice…
Hitler Response to the FriendFeed Sale
The best 1 min 44 secs of time spent today
Watch the entire video. Wow!
Today’s Kill
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Will I be remembered?
Master: Why?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Is it worth it?
Master: Does it matter?
