Student: All I ever wanted was to be good at something.
Master: When the sun rises, I think it is good; but for you, the sun must also set.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
M*A*S*H the sequel – cancelled
Looking at my stats I see someone came to Reality Me by searching "norht korea poster" which took them to this poster I created in July of 2006. Totally had forgotten about that!
Prop 8 – The Musical
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
Explaining WWII to My Children
Click title to start image from the beginning.
Original image.
And could someone explain to me how Photobucket managed to disable the “Save Image As..” link in the context menu of IE7 AND prevented Firefox3 from using Save As.. in the Page Info/Media window?
Noooo…. Grounds!
The coffee is gone! The coffee is gone! Watch for riots in the streets! How could we have let all the coffee grounds run out.
Oh bean!
How I miss thee
Not long ago
I coddled thee
I’d shake your bag
Like a maraca
We’d laugh with glee
Then I’d give you a ride
The grinder it spun
To fine powder
Then a steam bath for you
While you drip dried
I’d have a drink
Now I thirst.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I try cleaning but the mess only gets worse.
Master: Try starting without the mess.
Sarah Palin Slaughtered
Russ made my eyes water with this homage to the WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop. I don’t think Saturday Night Live could have written this interview with Sarah Palin and her other brother Daryl in the background any better. Her closing line nailed it. Just what was the cameraman thinking?
Sources: Original post from The Huffington Post and the direct link to the Youtube video.
Let’s do sweat it
I had a solid day of programming with few distractions. I am happy with my achievements and have decided to give myself a bit of break and reward by going to the Center for Peace‘s monthly Thursday sweat lodge. This will be my 4th lodge. I find them very renewing.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Is this what dying feels like?
Master: Dying is simply not living.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m falling.
Master: Good. You haven’t hit bottom yet.
This pit is bottomless
No one told me Sh*t Creek had waterfalls! And tall waterfalls. With rocks at the bottom. Where’s that paddle?!
If the matrix ran on Windows
Thoughts of a lazy programmer
If only I could draw comic strips!
"That tree sure is closer than that bathroom…"
Road Rage Haiku
She cut me off bad
I laid down on the horn mad
We screamed, no net gain
My apologies to the horrible driver I chose to engage. You put us in unnecessary danger. My response did nothing but entertain the line workers at the intersection and upset both of us. Certainly we would have behaved differently had there been children in either car. I am not an asshole as I am sure you are not a bitch. I hope we did not know each other prior to this interaction but perhaps we will meet later on better terms.
Bad Dad
I am trying to work. Evan comes downstairs carrying a game CD and a case for Mart Kart Wii because he likes playing Mart Kart Wii with me. Instead of acknowledging the cuteness and giving him the 4 minutes it takes for him to get bored with the game, I got frustrated with the distraction and angered that a CD/DVD was out of its case being handled by a three year old. Don’t ever forget, they just want your love and your attention! To give a child what they want often takes very little. Make the time.
