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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Doug’s Mantras December 19, 2008 12:15 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Doug's Mantras, Philosophy
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Don’t put it down. Put it away.

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Of Grasshoppers December 15, 2008 11:25 pm

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Student: All I ever wanted was to be good at something.
Master: When the sun rises, I think it is good; but for you, the sun must also set.

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M*A*S*H the sequel – cancelled December 5, 2008 9:03 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
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Looking at my stats I see someone came to Reality Me by searching "norht korea poster" which took them to this poster I created in July of 2006. Totally had forgotten about that!

 

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Prop 8 – The Musical December 3, 2008 10:54 pm

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See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

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Explaining WWII to My Children December 2, 2008 9:43 am

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Click title to start image from the beginning.

Original image.

And could someone explain to me how Photobucket managed to disable the “Save Image As..” link in the context menu of IE7 AND prevented Firefox3 from using Save As.. in the Page Info/Media window?

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Noooo…. Grounds! December 2, 2008 9:01 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Philosophy, Poetry
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The coffee is gone! The coffee is gone! Watch for riots in the streets! How could we have let all the coffee grounds run out.

Oh bean!
How I miss thee
Not long ago
     I coddled thee
I’d shake your bag
     Like a maraca
We’d laugh with glee
Then I’d give you a ride
The grinder it spun
To fine powder
Then a steam bath for you
While you drip dried
I’d have a drink
Now I thirst.

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Of Grasshoppers November 23, 2008 12:26 pm

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Student: I try cleaning but the mess only gets worse.
Master: Try starting without the mess.

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Sarah Palin Slaughtered November 21, 2008 9:20 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Politics, Publishing, Touchy Subjects, Video
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Russ made my eyes water with this homage to the WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Drop. I don’t think Saturday Night Live could have written this interview with Sarah Palin and her other brother Daryl in the background any better. Her closing line nailed it. Just what was the cameraman thinking?

Sources: Original post from The Huffington Post and the direct link to the Youtube video.

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Let’s do sweat it November 20, 2008 5:44 pm

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I had a solid day of programming with few distractions. I am happy with my achievements and have decided to give myself a bit of break and reward by going to the Center for Peace‘s monthly Thursday sweat lodge. This will be my 4th lodge. I find them very renewing.

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Of Grasshoppers November 17, 2008 11:12 am

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Student: Is this what dying feels like?
Master: Dying is simply not living.

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Of Grasshoppers November 14, 2008 12:40 am

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Student: I’m falling.
Master: Good. You haven’t hit bottom yet.

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This pit is bottomless November 11, 2008 9:43 am

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No one told me Sh*t Creek had waterfalls! And tall waterfalls. With rocks at the bottom. Where’s that paddle?!

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If the matrix ran on Windows November 10, 2008 3:13 pm

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Well done!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Thoughts of a lazy programmer November 10, 2008 12:07 pm

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If only I could draw comic strips!

"That tree sure is closer than that bathroom…"

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Road Rage Haiku November 10, 2008 11:06 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Love, Philosophy, Transportation, Travel
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She cut me off bad
I laid down on the horn mad
We screamed, no net gain

My apologies to the horrible driver I chose to engage. You put us in unnecessary danger. My response did nothing but entertain the line workers at the intersection and upset both of us. Certainly we would have behaved differently had there been children in either car. I am not an asshole as I am sure you are not a bitch. I hope we did not know each other prior to this interaction but perhaps we will meet later on better terms.

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