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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers June 4, 2009 9:59 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: David Carradine dead at 72.
Master: No words.

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Doug’s Mantras June 4, 2009 7:56 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Doug's Mantras, Philosophy
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

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Of Grasshoppers June 3, 2009 10:34 pm

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Student: I was wrong about everything.
Master: At least you are finally right about something.

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Of Grasshoppers May 27, 2009 9:24 am

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Student: I wish my voice could be taken away.
Master: Just shut up.

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Shhhhhh May 27, 2009 7:15 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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If everyone only spoke when spoke to, the world would be a very quiet place.

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Of Grasshoppers May 24, 2009 2:06 pm

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Student: I cannot remember my dreams.
Master: Make new dreams.

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Speaking of marriage… May 23, 2009 12:56 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Philosophy, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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Apparently this is an ad on the back of Kentucky’s Leo Weekly.

Shotgun Wedding Paintball

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Maybe One Day May 23, 2009 9:15 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy, Publishing, Video
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Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 5:34 pm

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Student: How did I get here?
Master: You walked a path.

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Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 12:14 pm

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Student: Winning is not an option.
Master: Lose with grace.

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Deep Thoughts – On Aging May 20, 2009 10:35 am

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A beautiful aspect of aging is you get to have thoughts like, "I wonder if I could braid my nose hairs."

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Of Grasshoppers May 20, 2009 9:35 am

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Student: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water?

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Quote of the Day May 19, 2009 4:56 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Philosophy, Quote
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Seen on Nixie Pixel:

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Doug’s Mantras May 15, 2009 12:04 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Doug's Mantras, Philosophy, Programming, Technology
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McCaughan’s Law of Solutions:

Ask five different programmers the same thing and you will get five different answers…and they will all be correct.

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Of Grasshoppers May 14, 2009 7:58 am

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Student: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass.

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