If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I was wrong about everything.
Master: At least you are finally right about something.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I wish my voice could be taken away.
Master: Just shut up.
Shhhhhh
If everyone only spoke when spoke to, the world would be a very quiet place.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I cannot remember my dreams.
Master: Make new dreams.
Speaking of marriage…
Apparently this is an ad on the back of Kentucky’s Leo Weekly.
Maybe One Day
Of Grasshoppers
Student: How did I get here?
Master: You walked a path.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Winning is not an option.
Master: Lose with grace.
Deep Thoughts – On Aging
A beautiful aspect of aging is you get to have thoughts like, "I wonder if I could braid my nose hairs."
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water?
Quote of the Day
Seen on Nixie Pixel:
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Doug’s Mantras
McCaughan’s Law of Solutions:
Ask five different programmers the same thing and you will get five different answers…and they will all be correct.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: All I ever wanted was to be great.
Master: Niagara Falls is great. So is a drop of dew on a single blade of grass.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Where’s my Mr. Miyagi?
Master: Look in the Yellow Pages under "psychologist" and expect to pay $150 an hour. You don’t really think you can get sage advice for honey-do’s and car washes, do you?!
