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How to have sex while 5 children are in the house March 28, 2008 9:48 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Security, Sex, Technology, Touchy Subjects, War , 5comments

Someone has finally figured out how to have intimate moments without fear of scaring the minds of your youth by having them accidentally walk in on mom and dad being gross. See this worksafe link for the details. Via BoingBoing.

QSleeper

  • 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
  • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
  • Rebreather
  • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
  • Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
  • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
  • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
  • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
  • Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
  • Air/Water Tight Sealing
  • External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
  • Battery Backup Power
  • Toiletry system

Source, QSleeper

Please remember the vasectomy campaign!

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Road Side Wasps! November 13, 2007 1:46 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Publishing, Touchy Subjects, Video, War , add a comment

The terrorists are using trained wasps!

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We are going to war! July 27, 2007 9:46 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : News, Of Interest, Politics, Security, Technology, Touchy Subjects, United States, War, World Politics , 1 comment so far

The squirrels have been sent in!

A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country’s borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes. [Source]

I can’t get the squirrels out of my attic. How do you capture trained spying squirrels?! Perhaps Boris and Natasha were on contract! "We’v ‘ave Moose on our side now as doolble agent." Thank you Ray Kurzweil!

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Job Op Pays $240,000 per year July 26, 2007 11:07 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : AJAX, Programming, Touchy Subjects, Travel, War , 9comments

If you are a web developer (like me) and know AJAX, then you can get a job paying $240,000 per year.

Training on the application software will begin prior to deployment and will take place in Virginia. Deployment will be period of 6-12 months. A Department of Defense secret clearance within last 24 months. [Source]

Tempting?

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No man left behind September 29, 2006 8:43 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Touchy Subjects, Video, War , 1 comment so far

Well, except for these three because they are only citizen contractors for Halliburton. Truck convoy ambush caught on tape. Military leaves unarmed civilians to die.

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Iraq War News Comes From 9 People September 25, 2006 8:26 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Politics, Touchy Subjects, War, World Politics , add a comment

Remember the embedded reporters? Yeah, Geraldo, that’s right. So, where does information about the war in Iraqi come from?

You’ll see that of those 9 reporters, 3 were from the Armed Forces’ Stars & Stripes, 1 from AFN (Armed Force Network), 1 from the Charlotte Observer, 1 from the BBC, 1 from the AP, 1 from RAI, and 1 from Polish Radio. All the rest of the "coverage" of the Iraq war on that day came from reporters hunkered down in the hotels and other locations under the rubric "Baghdad News Bureaus." [Source]

This chart shows the nine’s reporting locations on September 19, 2006.

Thanks to Instapundit for the link.

(Not thrilling audio. Just a simulcast of the above text to get my feet wet with audio.)

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