I’m smarter than you.
Year: 2007
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I keep making mistakes.
Master: Have you tried doing something different?
Is the iPhone out of your budget?
Don’t worry. Apple will release a new iPhone within your budget soon. Imagine, the iPhone Shuffle! Randomly call people.
The Button That Beeps
From now on, everything I make is going to have one of these.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I have failed my family.
Master: Are you going to quit?
Twitter is Evil
I have been succumb by Twitter! (you can also see my Twitter updates in the sidebar)
Foreigners To Invade Tennessee
They will take your land. They will take your money. And you will pay them to do it!
Land taken with E.D. by the state and potentially fully built by the state with your tax dollars. [Source]
See also.
Update: I’m not sure I understand this statement: "They cause more accidents, more delays, more gas and more road rage." I have used toll roads as a passenger or driver most of my life and they have always seemed fine by me. Matter of fact, they are always in better repair than other roads. The only trouble I have ever seen is in approaching an unmanned toll and not having any change.
That Grass Looks Green!
On days like today, I can’t help but think maybe I do need a real job!
I can’t imagine anything "the they" could throw at me which would be more demanding than what I currently do.
How’s life?
Sometimes I want to post intimate details, no not those kind, of my life but to do so would really overstep the bounds of good taste and common sense. I work as an independent consultant. It is a terribly difficult way to live but offers great rewards (otherwise, why do it?). I think people would find the challenges I face intriguing; however, clients relations could be damaged and friends and family would turn up the frequency of the "why don’t you get a real job" question. Psst! Hey Spanky. I’ve got a real job!
We tend to live a feast or famine lifestyle; not much of a middle ground. I know! I’ll write a book. It can be published at a later time when the information will not result in harsh criticisms from those who cannot see the long term benefit of the present day suffering nor will it compromise my relationships with clients and locals. Once upon a time…
Climbing Mount Everest is so yesterday
In four months you can drive Mount Everest.
Today’s Technote – Motorola v3xx hidden feature
The Motorola v3xx has a "hidden feature," an easter egg if you will…ok, it’s a bug! At least it seems like a software defect. If the combined number of messages in the inbox and outbox exceed something like 300 messages, then the Motorola v3xx will quit sending SMS text messages and will default to sending MMS messages. This creates a problem for people trying to send to services like Twitter or to people with phones which cannot receive multimedia messages. The solution is simply to clear out your inbox and outbox.
The combined time spent rummaging through menus and comparing settings between the working phone and the bizarre phone, calls to tech support, and surfing the web for an answer well exceeded 3 hours over the course of many days. I’d like that time back please.
Like quicksand!
So today began with me frantically trying to complete one project so that I could try to finish another critical project and was interrupted with a client emergency which was put on hold until tomorrow. Part of wrapping up project 1 involved getting the data and structure out of a MS SQL 2k database and into a MySQL 5.03 database. Jumped some hoops on that one. The MySQL GUI Tools are fantastic! I still prefer SQLyog for developing queries since it uses the same shortcuts as MS Query Analyzer. Next I had to figure out how to get my CFMX7 server to actually connect a data source to the MySQL server.
Long and short I had to download the mysql-connector-java-5.0.6.zip then put the jar into the web-inf/lib directory. The CFservice had to be restarted of course. Worked like a charm!
Devpapers.com was invaluable although I skipped most of those instructions.
Ended up on a long tech support call trying to figure out why my Motorola v3xx has quit sending SMS text messages and will only send MMS messages. Seems the answer may be to empty everything from the inbox and outbox. That will take some doing!
Time to do more programming. What I’d really like to do is settle in with a scotch and a book or a movie and talk to Cathy.
Give someone the shirt off your back
…then buy a new one! Come on. You know you want one!
All proceeds go toward financing Doug’s vasectomy! -Cathy
Knoxville’s 7.7 mag earthquake hit today! Did you feel it?
Seriously, we had an earthquake (drill) today. See also and details of the drill.
What’s a decimeter?
Anyone see anything significant about the eastern most country that has not yet adopted the metric system?