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Speaking of marriage… May 23, 2009 12:56 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Philosophy, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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Apparently this is an ad on the back of Kentucky’s Leo Weekly.

Shotgun Wedding Paintball

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Man’s Role to a Happy Marriage May 23, 2009 10:23 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being Dad
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I’m breaking the man rules. I’m reading from the book.

For a happy marriage:

  • Make lots of money. If she needs more, make more!
  • Just agree to everything. The words are "yes dear" plain and simple.
  • Don’t discipline the children unless the wife first utters the words "I’m getting your father!" and then only if she actually gets you.

[Source, The Super Secret Unpublished Book of Man Rules]

We’ve all heard comedians diatribes on "yes dear." Just remember, the thing that makes comedy funny is the truth behind the words. Remember, the wife is always right! I just cannot seem to get this one through my thick head.

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Maybe One Day May 23, 2009 9:15 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy, Publishing, Video
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Oops May 23, 2009 6:39 am

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Title says it all.

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10 breasts, not 64 boobs May 22, 2009 8:35 am

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It took a lot of staring, but after careful consideration, I believe there are 5 women, not 32, in the naked women with chainsaws cutting down trees picture. When I first looked at the picture, for some reason I didn’t see their boots.

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Blogging lessons May 22, 2009 8:19 am

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13 blogging lessons learned from Stephen King’s On Writing. Good stuff.

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Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 5:34 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: How did I get here?
Master: You walked a path.

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I forget people read these things May 21, 2009 1:27 pm

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They are called blogs. It’s some bizarre contraction of a made up compound word "weblog." Get it? A log on the web. Like a journal or chronographic permanent record of events. That’s what differentiates a weblog from a website. The blog aspect is regularly updated with dated, possibly time sensitive information. As a web developer, blogs bothered me. When the term caught on I’d shake my head and cry out, "it’s just a website with frequent updates!"

Today, weblogs have become quintessential marketing tools. People often create blogs along with social media campaigns with the sole intention of highlighting their products. From this aspect, I blog entirely wrong. It would be easy to create a blog and only showoff or highlight certain aspects of my skillset but then that is not why I do this. None-the-less, successful blogs do focus on a niche or a consistency because people like that. I read certain blogs but I come to expect a particular style or a type of information delivered from their format. I gain something from that. My niche? Random factoids peppered with bits of my family life and coated with a healthy helping of bemoaning my stress levels? Eh? Meh even. Perhaps its time for a blog facelift!

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Of Grasshoppers May 21, 2009 12:14 pm

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Student: Winning is not an option.
Master: Lose with grace.

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Protected: The Pain! Oh the pain! May 21, 2009 11:07 am

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32 naked women with chainsaws May 21, 2009 9:47 am

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As a Scout leader, one of my biggest concerns for the young scouts is accidentally running into 32 naked women cutting down trees (NSFW). No child should witness the horror of a healthy tree being killed!

Update: After careful consideration, I believe there are only 5 women in this picture.

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Jumpcut.com shutting down! May 21, 2009 9:33 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Announcements, Of Interest
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I had a bothersome email this morning alerting me that Jumpcut is closing its doors. Why was this bothersome? Mainly because I didn’t know what Jumpcut was nor did I realize I had an account…but sure enough I do!

Jumpcut is a place to make movies and interact with people. This is your personal home, where you can work with your stuff and see activity that is related to you. As you upload and interact with Jumpcut, it will fill up nicely. [Source, Jumpcut]

Here’s the email:

Dear Jumpcut user,

After careful consideration, we will be officially closing the Jumpcut.com site on June 15, 2009. This was a difficult decision to make, but it’s part of the ongoing prioritization efforts at Yahoo!

We have released a software utility that allows you to download the movies you created on Jumpcut to your computer. As well, you can now download your original assets. Please visit the download page at http://www.jumpcut.com/myhome/?subnav=download to get started.

Once you download your movies, you may choose to upload them to another site such as Flickr, which allows video uploads for short videos (90 seconds or less). You can find out more here: http://flickr.com/explore/video

Thanks for being a part of Jumpcut.

The Jumpcut Team

Read about Jumpcut.com’s history on Wikipedia.

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Deep Thoughts – On Aging May 20, 2009 10:35 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Philosophy
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A beautiful aspect of aging is you get to have thoughts like, "I wonder if I could braid my nose hairs."

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Of Grasshoppers May 20, 2009 9:35 am

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Student: Why does the tide pull me away from the shore?
Master: Why are you standing in the water?

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School on its final days May 20, 2009 7:52 am

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Are you ready for the summer?

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There was supposed to be some audio with this but apparently Utterli is having some issues with posting called in audio.

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