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How to have sex while 5 children are in the house

Someone has finally figured out how to have intimate moments without fear of scaring the minds of your youth by having them accidentally walk in on mom and dad being gross. See this worksafe link for the details. Via BoingBoing.

QSleeper

  • 1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
  • Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
  • Rebreather
  • Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
  • Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
  • One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
  • Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
  • Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
  • Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)
  • Air/Water Tight Sealing
  • External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
  • Battery Backup Power
  • Toiletry system

Source, QSleeper

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I cry

I hold you my son
And I cry
For I cannot give you all the world.

I watch you my daughter
And I cry
For I cannot give you all my time.

I teach you my son
And I cry
For I cannot give you all knowledge.

I guide you my daughter
And I cry
For I cannot prevent all your mistakes.

I set you free my son
And I cry
For I cannot protect you all the time.

I love you my wife
And I cry
For I cannot give you a better life.

And I cry
Tears of joy
For all of you give me such happiness!