Year: 2008
Heroes text message
It appears that while Bennet remains locked away in Level 5, his voicemails r being forwarded to Agent Thompson Jr.
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It’s not the destination…
…its the journey.
Thank you Internet!
Mondays begin with error messages
Just once I’d like a Monday to start off with something that doesn’t look like this:
An error occured while Parsing an XML document.
Content is not allowed in prolog.
Update: The XML file had been corrupted on uploading it to the production server. Uploading a zip file and extracting it on the server solved the problem. Also added trim() to make sure there was no extraneous whitespace.
Masked Marauders Falling from the Sky
I just heard the most awful screaming outside like cats fighting buy only different. A quick glance to the couch assured me the dogs were inside, safe and not causing problems. I bolted outside but didn’t make it one step beyond the threshold of the front door for staring at me was a raccoon! As a leaves and a flower floated down from the tree above, I shot quick looks for the cat because sure the cat and raccoon were having a territorial issue. No, she sat calmly on the brick end of the wall where her food bowl stays out of the dogs’ reach. She stared at the ‘coon as if to voice, "what’s your problem?" The raccoon was stunned and so was I. Before I could pull my senses together enough to take a picture, since it was only 5 feet away from me, the raccoon waddled off. I looked up and there in the tree were two other raccoons looking down. Obviously they had a disagreement and this one was either pushed for fell 50 or 60 feet to the ground. Wonder if it is hurt. These must be the family of 5 cute babies that used to raid our garbage so long ago. They have grown into plump adults. I bet the clan is down to three (or maybe two now).
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I don’t want to.
Master: You must.
18 children? I asked Cathy for a 6th.
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Quote of the Day
From @oldsillybear:
oldsillybear The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. ( Samuel Johnson )
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: It’ll be bad. I don’t want to look.
Master: It’ll be worse if you don’t open your eyes.
Why Twitter Rocks!
Without Twitter, where else would you heard about "frog potion" and "skunkwork lab"?
Today would be a good day to pull my frog potion out of the skunkwork lab. It isn’t complete due to missing ingredients. [Source, Twitter, @selves]
The War of 2020 between China and the US
You did know we are at war with China, didn’t you?