Month: December 2006

  • Why do we need a moonbase?

    Nasa claims we need a moonbase to launch missions to Mars. This makes sense and would be a good staging place to initiate long range space travel. The tourist possibilities are great also.

    Slate says we do not have a need for a moonbase and are going to build it then decide what to do with it.

    Coming under a presidency whose slogan might be “No Price Too High To Accomplish Nothing,” the idea of a permanent, crewed moon base nevertheless takes the cake for preposterousness. [Source]

    Frankly I think the real reason for the moonbase is military. No one will say that because the public would cry foul. With China planning to orbit the moon…er, in 2006 and India planning on landing on the moon by 2020, it becomes self-evident that one of the countries is going to lay a claim to the moon. Whichever country establishes a base on the moon first will control the moon because nothing else will be able to be built on the moon after that without the first country’s consent. Just imagine you have built a base on the moon, learned your lessons about decompression, managing gravity, fueling, supplying and so forth. You have a presence and a small contingent of armed soldiers. Now someone else tries to build a base from scratch. They could not possibly defend their efforts from a well trained group of soldiers intent on demolition and learn the lessons to successfully build their base. Also, current military based satellites can easily be disabled or destroyed. A moonbase would be more difficult to attack and would make a far more stable launching platform for earthbound missiles.

    In 1968, Stanley Kubrick had the right vision for a moonbase.

  • Holiday Music

    Here are some titles over at Santastic. My disclaimer: I haven’t listened to any of these but I found the titles amusing.

    Update: James gives these a thumbs down.

  • Dinner date with a woman without children

    Woohoo! Cathy and I have a date tonight! The grandparents are watching all the children. So what are our plans? Christmas shopping! (after using the gift certificate to P.F. Chang’s that I got for my birthday of course)

    Update: I also thought that no restaurant in Knoxville took reservations. P.F. Chang’s will actually take reservations up to a month in advance! The wait was way too long so our evening started with dropping Sarah off for her Church party, shopping, snuck in a dinner at Mimi’s Cafe, more shopping, picking up Sarah, and returning home. It was a fantastic evening.

  • Schools Closed Today

    As I drove Sarah to school this morning, I did my morning torture and forced her to listen to NPR. Once again, we found ourselves stunned to hear the announcement of school closings. Sarah contained her excitement and disappointment but I still say she sat up straight in her seat at the prospect. I guess we live in the wrong county.

    School Status
    Campbell County Closed
    Christian Acad./Campbell Closed
    Claiborne County Closed
    Crossville Christian School Closed
    Cumberland County Closed
    Fentress County Closed
    Grainger County Opening 1 hour late
    Hancock County Closed
    J. Frank White Acad. Closed
    Morgan County Opening 2 hours late
    Oneida Closed
    Scott County Closed
    Sevier County Closed
    Tri-State Christian Acad. Closed

    Whodda thunk!? Closing information provided by WBIR.

  • Can’t stop the signal!

    Joss Whedon said Firefly is no more and we have seen all kinds of drama and hype yet the fan base shows no sign of slowing. Fans have even created their own documentary. How will the series continue on? Look for an announcement today that Firefly will be turned into a MMORPG. Move over World of Warcraft! We have Reavers to fight and smuggling to do!

    Multiverse, maker of a free MMO-creation platform, plans to announce Friday morning that it’s struck a deal with Fox Licensing to turn the show into an MMORPG in the fashion of Star Wars Galaxies or Eve Online. [Source]

  • From the mouths of babes

    Dad: "Did they mention anything at your school about yesterday being Pearl Harbor day?"
    Sarah, 13: "They mentioned it."

  • Finish one, then start one

    Deck cut for cat house

    I know. I haven’t finished a project yet but I just could not resist the urge to run a circular saw through the deck! What’s going on here? I’m building a cat house under the deck. Cold days are upon us.

  • Next time, hide the evidence

    If you can stomach the sight of blood, this (graphic) is what I woke up to the other morning.

  • Master sales technique – the disconnect

    Nothing like being at the beginning of a sales call and having your cell phone beep then turn off…

  • Who needs Viagra…the ad works fine.

    . Warning! That link has full frontal nudity and is not safe for work [NSFW].

  • Children Leak

    The process of making a child is messy. It involves fluids and cleanup. The process of birthing a child is anything but tidy. It should be no surprise that children, who begin in mess, continue in mess. But, the little ones are so adorable. Their cuteness overflows even as they make that first itty bitty poop. You coo and awe at the babe’s first tiny pitch black blob on its buttocks. Then the frustration begins because instead of simply falling off into the diaper you have to pull out the industrial cleaners and heavy duty chemicals to remove this two square centimeter blob of tar on your baby’s butt. This really should serve as a warning as to what is to come.

    People without children have different views on bodily fluids. Their lives are sanitary. Their houses adorn with glass and sharp edges. I know. I was once a person without children. Pre-children, bodily fluids are something that should be private. Even drunks are expected to neatly pray to the porcelain god and clean up their own mess. A parent has a different stature. When a child glazes over, the parent will smoothly rise to the occasion and sprint to the child only to cup their hands in front of the child’s face as an unnatural sea of split pea soup flows from the child’s mouth with the parent never stuttering, stammering or losing a beat in their conversation. The friend simply pauses to ask, "Can I get you a priest?"

    Nosebleed aftermath

    This morning I groggily enter the bathroom, dazedly flip the light, and as I stand there in the middle of a necessary morning ritual I glance at the sink to realize that either:

    1. somebody performed surgery in our bathroom last night
    2. we need to call the Ghostbusters because something evil is bubbling out of our sink
    3. Jack Nicholson is in the house
    4. Noah had a nose bleed

    Most people think of nose bleeds as these things kids get on the soccer field. A few drops of blood drip from the hose, the child panics, and the mother frets over getting the stain out of the white uniform. When Noah has a nose bleed we consider calling the blood bank for either a deposit or withdrawal. He had one of these once in the CVS drugstore parking lot and cars were pulling over to ask if we needed an ambulance! Granted, once or twice we have taken him to the emergency room because the bleed was so bad. Clots will erupt from his nose that are so large you think a piece of brain fell out.

    Panic? No. I shake it off. I simply prepare myself for the bloody hand prints on the wall. The stains on the floor. The pools in the bedsheets. Turns out Noah did well! Only one minor drop on the sheets. Nothing on his clothes. He actually made it to the bathroom and mostly contained the blood to the sink! For the record, he has had the cauterization and his nose bleeds are far less frequent. But when the weather changes dramatically, and the moon is full, I can guarantee there will be blood in this house.

  • Watch me jump over this cliff!

    I’m thinking rednecks with no gravity. "Hey Jed! My foot fits inside this footprint!"

  • Writing Help Requested – Kanji!

    Is it possible to represent "Noah" in Kanji?

    Special thanks to James for pointing out that Kanji is a writing system not a language. Using babelfish, he found Noah in simple Japanese to be 诺亚 and Noah in traditional Japanese to be 諾亞.